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    proof drugs and guns don't mix-


    Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge



    Police say 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to police saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by police he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.
    One good thing is we don't have to worry about him Procreating; his gene pool shot to heck

    Police: Michael Smeriglio accidentally shoots off his penis and testicle; friend arrested on drug charge | wtsp.com


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    OOOOOwwwWWEEee!! No Need to read any further ; )
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    I already KNEW that drugs & guns are not, uh...ideal companions. Ouch!
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    A teenager is recovering after police say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

    Smeriglio told police he bought the gun last month at a party.
    Wonder if someone sold it to buy more drugs? Never have figured how to clean a gun without unloading it, can't seem to get the cleaning rod all the way through.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    The left blames everything on guns and the right blames everything on drugs! God, this is a great country!
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    Thanks for posting this. It reaffirms that nature will find a way to clean up the gene pool. Made my day!
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    Oh how heinous, that he shot off his...urinary tract dispenser.

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    He'll never be able too do that again..................................
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    Must've been a decocker variant.

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    Yea but if you carry C3 you can do drugs and still be safe while messing with guns..... j/king....
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    Okay call me strange,but how small was his genitalia that one round from a handgun shot it off,I mean even a 45 is under 1/2 inch....now if it was a 22 LR maybe he felt it wasn't like he was gonna be missing anything important later on
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    1) do they really have to post the guy's pic on the internet? the poor guy just lost his dick... he just lost it, it's gone. I can't imagine going on without it, nor do I want to.

    2) as far as drugs, he wasn't necessarily on them, they were just in the house. that's like blaming him shooting his dick off on alcohol if they found a fifth of whiskey in the house

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    Darwin Award submission

    This guy qualifies for a Darwin Award!

    One he Neutered himself cleaning his GUN!

    and Two eliminated those weak genes from the gene pool!


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    the question is whether they were able to reattach it.
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