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  1. September 12th, 2012 11:52 AM #1
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    A thief broke into my house last night...

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    A slightly different take to a break in.
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    Lol... I would have to see if he found any before I shot him... because I cant remember the last time I had real cash in my house....
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    If he helped you find any money would you give him a finders fee? Seems only fair.

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    Money? What money? I'm married. Confrontation aborted, BG's life saved.
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    LOL. Times are tough these days. Jobs aren't easy to come by. Anybody willing to help find a little cash laying around doesn't hurt.
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    I can't chose which one of you made me laugh more. THANKS!

    If he had come here for money....he would have to check under the cushions of the couch....in the dryer in the laundry room....or on the floor under when the hubby hangs his pants. I would have heard the change jiggling and would have taken him out. THOSE ARE MY HONEY HOLES FOR CASH!! I mean COINS!!.


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