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Search for money.jpg
A slightly different take to a break in.
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I could hand him some pieces of paper with dollar amounts on them.
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Lol... I would have to see if he found any before I shot him... because I cant remember the last time I had real cash in my house....
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If he helped you find any money would you give him a finders fee? Seems only fair.
Thats hilarious, needed that laugh!
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Money? What money? I'm married. Confrontation aborted, BG's life saved.
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LOL. Times are tough these days. Jobs aren't easy to come by. Anybody willing to help find a little cash laying around doesn't hurt.
I'll take 10% because his 90% of nuthing is no more than what I get!
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If he had come here for money....he would have to check under the cushions of the couch....in the dryer in the laundry room....or on the floor under when the hubby hangs his pants. I would have heard the change jiggling and would have taken him out. THOSE ARE MY HONEY HOLES FOR CASH!! I mean COINS!!.
To quote a very wise man (my Dad), "I am so broke I can't even pay attention".
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