I thought it was mood swings..........
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Here is the difference between men and women:
A woman friend of mine goes to Nordstroms and spends $200 on makeup.
I go to the gun store and spend $200 on 1000 rounds of 9mm ammo.
Same $200. I don't understand what she does and she doesn't understand what I do.
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If you think that is the only difference....we may have to have a little talk.
I have graphs and medical books.
My grandsons may have a few Playboys.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
It sounds to me like the family budget is now out of $400.00.
Men care about the destination. Women care about the journey (the destination in the end matters little)
Learn how to repeat back the last two sentences in a conversation and rephrase her questions.
Well, at least you figured it out.
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Luckily I am pretty sure my wife would buy the ammo!!! I once asked her if she would rather have a new Coach bag or a new gun, before I could even finish she was looking at me like I was nuts and exclaimed "Of course I'd rather have the gun!!"
Yeah, I count my blessings every night, and she is the first one!!!
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I wouldn't cite that as a difference. There's guys who spend $200 on makeup too. :what:
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The differences are about endless.
The stupidity of some people NEVER ceases to amaze me.
Where are you paying .20 cents a round? I want in!
That difference doesn't work in my house - I'd much rather have the ammo and he'd much rather spend the money at Home Depot.