I thought it was mood swings..........
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Here is the difference between men and women:
A woman friend of mine goes to Nordstroms and spends $200 on makeup.
I go to the gun store and spend $200 on 1000 rounds of 9mm ammo.
Same $200. I don't understand what she does and she doesn't understand what I do.
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If you think that is the only difference....we may have to have a little talk.
I have graphs and medical books.
My grandsons may have a few Playboys.
A woman must not depend on protection by men. A woman must learn to protect herself.
Susan B. Anthony
A armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one has to back it up with his life.
It sounds to me like the family budget is now out of $400.00.
Men care about the destination. Women care about the journey (the destination in the end matters little)
Learn how to repeat back the last two sentences in a conversation and rephrase her questions.
Well, at least you figured it out.
Don"t let stupid be your skill set....
And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee,
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand, So that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command,
And we shall flow a river forth to Thee, And teeming with souls shall it ever be,
Luckily I am pretty sure my wife would buy the ammo!!! I once asked her if she would rather have a new Coach bag or a new gun, before I could even finish she was looking at me like I was nuts and exclaimed "Of course I'd rather have the gun!!"
Yeah, I count my blessings every night, and she is the first one!!!
"A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack" - Master Yoda
"I'm not looking back, but I want to look around me now" - Time Stand Still - Rush
I wouldn't cite that as a difference. There's guys who spend $200 on makeup too. :what:
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"Rebellion against tyrants is obedience to God." - Benjamin Franklin
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." - C.S. Lewis
The differences are about endless.
The stupidity of some people NEVER ceases to amaze me.
Where are you paying .20 cents a round? I want in!
That difference doesn't work in my house - I'd much rather have the ammo and he'd much rather spend the money at Home Depot.