The difference between men and women

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    The difference between men and women

    Here is the difference between men and women:

    A woman friend of mine goes to Nordstroms and spends $200 on makeup.
    I go to the gun store and spend $200 on 1000 rounds of 9mm ammo.

    Same $200. I don't understand what she does and she doesn't understand what I do.
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    I thought it was mood swings..........

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    EMP ... you off your meds, again?
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    If you think that is the only difference....we may have to have a little talk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ExactlyMyPoint View Post
    Here is the difference between men and women:

    A woman friend of mine goes to Nordstroms and spends $200 on makeup.
    I go to the gun store and spend $200 on 1000 rounds of 9mm ammo.

    Same $200. I don't understand what she does and she doesn't understand what I do.
    That is the difference we put up with so that we can enjoy the others.

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    It sounds to me like the family budget is now out of $400.00.

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    vive la différence!!
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    Men care about the destination. Women care about the journey (the destination in the end matters little)

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    Well, at least you figured it out.

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    Luckily I am pretty sure my wife would buy the ammo!!! I once asked her if she would rather have a new Coach bag or a new gun, before I could even finish she was looking at me like I was nuts and exclaimed "Of course I'd rather have the gun!!"

    Yeah, I count my blessings every night, and she is the first one!!!
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    I wouldn't cite that as a difference. There's guys who spend $200 on makeup too. :what:

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    The differences are about endless.
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    That difference doesn't work in my house - I'd much rather have the ammo and he'd much rather spend the money at Home Depot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lish View Post
    That difference doesn't work in my house - I'd much rather have the ammo and he'd much rather spend the money at Home Depot.

    :) same at my house
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