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    The Police are coming

    "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
    --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .

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    Reminds me a bit of a neighbor lady of mine when I was growing up. She would sit out on her porch and shoot at whatever bothered her chickens.

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    That reminds me of my own Grandma!
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    I just want a piece of that apple pie on the table

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    Reminds me of Ruth Gordon with the shotgun in Every Which Way But Loose...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Reminds me of Ruth Gordon with the shotgun in Every Which Way But Loose...
    That's a classic. I do think Grandma needs to work on her grip though.

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    She shoots with her middle finger

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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    Reminds me of Ruth Gordon with the shotgun in Every Which Way But Loose...
    I was just watching that the other day. The OP also made me thing of Estelle Getty in Stop or My Mom Will Shoot but not nearly as good as Every Which Way But Loose
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricolordad View Post
    She shoots with her middle finger
    It's her warning gesture, you won't have much time to be offended and go cry to mommy when she gives you "the finger".
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    Time for our come to Jesus talk son, you can come to him or I can send you to him, which do you prefer? Please let me know by moving in a quick motion.
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    She doesn't have anything to lose at her age. Nor does she have time to adjust her grip.

    You do not want to be on the wrong end of this gun!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tricolordad View Post
    She shoots with her middle finger
    She's a Point Shooter!
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    How bout this old lady and the fruitcacke lady for one 'ell of a funny reality show.
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    That old lady is not holding her revolver right. The minute she shoots, she's going to drop it.

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