September 28th, 2006 11:43 PM
Another Blond Joke
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Hillsboro Police Department. The detective conducting the interviews looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. This requires that you notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office. The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office. The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but... " He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"
The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."
September 28th, 2006 11:47 PM
lmao....heard that one before but is just as funny the second time!
September 29th, 2006 08:22 AM
That was a new one to me!
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September 29th, 2006 01:08 PM
LOL! Thanks .45acp, needed that to get my Friday moving along...
September 29th, 2006 01:14 PM
New to me too - so was this one other day -
Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down ext to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of
a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack
says, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and
handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too;
but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money....
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September 30th, 2006 03:41 AM
I like that one Chris
September 30th, 2006 04:49 AM
that was funny chris....new one to me =O)
September 30th, 2006 07:59 AM
dumb jokes don't travel too far from reality!
These were good...
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September 30th, 2006 07:44 PM
It comes a time in your life when you run across someone you should have never @#$$% with. Allow me to introduce myself!
October 1st, 2006 07:28 PM
Both a good laugh!
October 1st, 2006 09:46 PM
Great joke! Those blondes...
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