Dying Man's Last Words

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    Dying Man's Last Words

    John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully.

    "Struggling to speak he said, "give me one last request."

    "Of course, John," his wife said softly.

    "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

    "But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

    With his last breath John said, "I do!"
    Raising children is like being pecked to death by a chicken every day.

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    HAHA that is awsome

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    John was one mean SOB.

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    Ohhh yessss .... Thats perfect LOL

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    Classic.
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    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Nice.
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