now that would be a neat trick.
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new."
"Yes, so what's your question?" the doc asks.
"Well, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
Hahaha - there's an answer with irrefutable logic LOL
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i would have to say that is a very good point........
Now wait a minute, isn't that what a bypass machine is for? Just another mechanic thinking
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LOL Thank you Rick... that's exactly what I was thinking. One mechanic to another.
Yessir, the battery cable could still be attached allowing the electrics to work. It'd be running as much as a patient with a stopped heart!