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September 30th, 2006 03:45 PM
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson when he spotted a well known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new."
"Yes, so what's your question?" the doc asks.
"Well, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."
Coimhéad fearg fhear na foighde; Beware the anger of a patient man.
September 30th, 2006 04:42 PM
now that would be a neat trick.
September 30th, 2006 05:12 PM
Hahaha - there's an answer with irrefutable logic LOL
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October 1st, 2006 01:41 AM
i would have to say that is a very good point........
October 5th, 2006 09:20 PM
Now wait a minute, isn't that what a bypass machine is for? Just another mechanic thinking
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October 5th, 2006 10:33 PM
LOL Thank you Rick... that's exactly what I was thinking. One mechanic to another.
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October 6th, 2006 06:42 AM
Yessir, the battery cable could still be attached allowing the electrics to work. It'd be running as much as a patient with a stopped heart!
October 6th, 2006 08:02 AM
Originally Posted by PatrioticRick
I agree .. makes ya not wonder why people dont like dr's they always seem to think theyare smarter than you
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