How's About A Joke, Gun-Related, of Course

How's About A Joke, Gun-Related, of Course

This is a discussion on How's About A Joke, Gun-Related, of Course within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; What is this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Answer- An Amish drive-by. Apologies if you have already heard ...

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    How's About A Joke, Gun-Related, of Course

    What is this?
    Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
    Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
    Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!



    Answer- An Amish drive-by.
    Apologies if you have already heard it.
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    There are a lot of amish in ohio, right?
    Don"t let stupid be your skill set....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harryball View Post
    There are a lot of amish in ohio, right?
    Yes, there are.
    "If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast."
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    LMAO, I know..
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    Okay, you gotta chuckle outta me with that one..
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    "Oh, those Amish are so industrious, unlike those shiftless Mennonites"-Marj Simpson
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    Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
    Here is a little test that will help you decide.
    Question: How do you tell the difference between
    Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

    Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Republican's Answer:

    BANG!

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Southern Republican's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
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    Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
    The daughter must be blonde. Otherwise she would have known that Winchester Silvertips are Hollow Points.
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