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Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Answer- An Amish drive-by.
Apologies if you have already heard it.
This is a discussion on How's About A Joke, Gun-Related, of Course within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; What is this? Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!! Answer- An Amish drive-by. Apologies if you have already heard ...
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What is this?
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BOOM!!!
Answer- An Amish drive-by.
Apologies if you have already heard it.
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There are a lot of amish in ohio, right?
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"Whats up Knucle Head" Tacman605 2013
"I want the biggest fastest round available, know what I mean" 40Bob 2013
Yes, there are.Originally Posted by Harryball
There are a lot of amish in ohio, right?
Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr. "I could be manic, could be depressed. Real crapshoot."
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LMAO, I know..
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"Whats up Knucle Head" Tacman605 2013
"I want the biggest fastest round available, know what I mean" 40Bob 2013
Okay, you gotta chuckle outta me with that one..
"He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." – Luke 22:36
"If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey it, he is obligated to do so." – Thomas Jefferson
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"Oh, those Amish are so industrious, unlike those shiftless Mennonites"-Marj Simpson
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
Question: How do you tell the difference between
Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40 cal, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
It's the Land of Opportunity, not the Land of Entitlements - Vote America!!!
"When governments fear the people there is liberty. When the people fear the government there is tyranny." Thomas Jefferson
You are only paranoid until you are right - then you are a visionary.
The daughter must be blonde. Otherwise she would have known that Winchester Silvertips are Hollow Points.Daughter: "Nice group Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
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