A fractured poem, by Aznav

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    A fractured poem, by Aznav

    Hickory, dickory, dock,
    The mouse ran up the clock.
    The clock struck one,
    The rest received non life-threatening injuries.

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    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    OK, that was funny. Good laugh for the morning.
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    ...and immediately contacted a lawyer!
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    Hickory, dickory, dock,
    The mouse ran up the clock.
    The clock struck one,
    but didn't see the second mouse behind him with a knife.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    but didn't see the second mouse behind him with a knife.
    Bad SA by mouse #1, LOL
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    The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.

    So, your saying this is about a clock and not a mouse trap. Hummmmm,

    Never thought of it that way.
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    The survivors in the ER hall
    One and all tell
    The ringing of their bell
    Alive and getting well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    but didn't see the second mouse behind him with a knife.
    Timmy, you need therapy.
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    "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2

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    Now that's funny!

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    One of the mechanics at work last night came up to the desk and recited a poem...

    "Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got a gun, get in the van.."


    "Rock and load, lock and roll... what's it matter? FIRE!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    but didn't see the second mouse behind him with a knife.
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    Timmy, you need therapy.
    In his defense, I thought this was therapy
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