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    COQUILLE, Ore. -- Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.
    OREGON MAN EATEN BY HIS OWN PIGS

    Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast, the Coos County district attorney said Monday.

    A family member found Garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed, District Attorney Paul Frasier said. Several of the hogs weighed 700 pounds or more.

    It's possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals, then killed and eaten, Frasier said, adding that at least one hog had previously bitten Garner.

    The possibility of foul play is being investigated as well.

    "For all we know, it was a horrific accident, but it's so doggone weird that we have to look at all possibilities," Frasier told The Register-Guard.

    A pathologist was unable to identify a cause or manner of death, the newspaper reported. The remains will be examined by a forensic anthropologist at the University of Oregon.
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    Geez. Terrible to say the least.

    Down here, being fed to the hogs or gators is a dealers means of dealing with snitches..

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    Sounds like the final chapter of Unintended Consequences!
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    And Hannibal.
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    Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.
    I'm thinking one bite at a time
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    A "gristly" end, no matter how you slice it.

    Now, that's a man-eating grin on that pig, if I ever saw one. Just look at 'im ....


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    I wonder what they'll do with the 'man-eating hogs'... can they sell them?
    And if a person eats them is he/she then a cannibal?
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    Hogs are nothing to mess with. They're big, strong and have a nasty disposition. Add to that they will eat anything (and apparently anyone) put in front of them.
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    Well for us farmboys, keep in mind I pulled teats* for my spending money while going to high school, we understand that animals can be used for clean up!

    Case in point:

    1. During the Spanish American War in the Philippines the US miltary used pig pits for the islamic terrorist
    2. In Hawaii the Hawaiian mafia use the pig farm in Waianae to dispose of their bodies, similar to the Mob in Vegas using the desert!

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    Doesn't matter where we live, there's a little bit of a farmer in all of us.
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    Apparently, "you are what you eat" does apply sometimes. In this case, he was food.

    This certainly did remind me of the movie Hannibal. Gross.
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    Robert Pickton used his hogs to dispose of over 20 women that he killed, he also reportedly ground them up and mixed them with his pork suasage that he sold from his farm.
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