man's best friend

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  1. October 11th, 2012 04:09 PM #1
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    man's best friend

    A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...

    No wait...Sorry.

    I'm thinking of Tequila. It's Tequila that does all that stuff.

    Never mind.

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    lol
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    A bit early in the day, Dono?
    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
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    good one! LOL
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  6. October 11th, 2012 04:44 PM #5
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    Woman is a man's best friend?

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, drive around for an hour, see which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.
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    Was gonna ask...............Where is that woman?
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  8. October 11th, 2012 05:01 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
    Woman is a man's best friend?

    Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car, drive around for an hour, see which one is happy to see you when you open the trunk.
    Quickest way to the dog house, to be sure. Grrrowfff!
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    Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
    Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
    Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
    Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
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  9. October 11th, 2012 05:08 PM #8
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    That's awesome and I have already shamelessly plagiarized it.
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  10. October 11th, 2012 09:22 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    That's awesome and I have already shamelessly plagiarized it.
    I plagiarized it too.
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  11. October 11th, 2012 11:26 PM #10
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    Well, I showed this to my wife and she said it works both ways!
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    ah yes but what kind of tequilla? I choose Patroon silver
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    Stole it.
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    My first thought was 'dog', you meant to say dog. Then after reading all of it I realized you meant Tequila...with a dog by your side.

    Very funny. And since you stole it I won't feel bad stealing it from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OD* View Post
    I plagiarized it too.
    Me too. It's making the Friday rounds.
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