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"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
Seen those on several TV shows, would love to give it a try.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
Getting a colonoscopy next week after drinking that gallon of turbo blast,I'm pretty sure I could generate more thrust and volume probably need to install a seat belt just in case
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
O ... M ... G
I'm sure more than one of those guys have plummeted hard enough such that one of those tubes got stuffed into the wrong ... ahem.
Imagine what the product names of the different models, based on power/capability:
- The Levitator VI ('cause the first V were a tad, shall we say, 'bubble jet' challenged)
- The Orifice King (when simple orbital insertion isn't enough)
- The Faceplant (when you need a bit more 'punch' to keep you smilin')
- The High Dive (when your Louganis Triple Twist needs a bit more height to work)
- The Rude Awakening v1.0 ('nuff said)
- The Jackhammer ('nuff said)
Unofficial Sport Motto: About the most fun one can have standing up, down or sideways.
The dolphin leaps look cool, but ask those guys how their backs and necks feel at about age 50.
Retired USAF E-8. Avatar is OldVet from days long gone - 1979. Oh, to be young again...
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
I got lost for 1.5 hrs on watching the Innespace Dolphn vid, and about 15 other helicopter and hovercrtaft vids.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
After watching that video, I have no doubts that I am an old fart.