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"One of the greatest delusions in the world is the hope that the evils in this world are to be cured by legislation."
--Thomas B. Reed, American Attorney
Second Amendment -- Established December 15, 1791 and slowly eroded ever since What happened to "..... shall not be infringed."
I remember back before I got hurt I was getting serious about hunting Turkeys up in Kansas,I had about a 30 minute drive on the highway each way to wok and would pop in a call tape while I practiced calling with a mouth reed,I'm pretty sure I coulda called in some young horny Tom,but the old Toms woulda run the other way thinking that Hen sounds ugly as heck
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
Saw that one before,but its funny!
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn