This is a discussion on What Causes Arthritis? within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS? A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his ...
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?
A drunk man who smelled like
beer sat down on a
subway next to a priest.
tie was stained, his face was plastered
with red lipstick, and
bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket. He
newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the man turned to
the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes
The priest replies, "My Son, it's
caused by loose living,
being with cheap, wicked women,
too much alcohol, contempt for your
sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a
The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned,
Then returned to
The priest, thinking about what he had said,
nudged the man and
I didn't mean to come on so strong.
How long have you had
The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.
I was just reading here
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