What Causes Arthritis?

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    Question What Causes Arthritis?

    WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

    A drunk man who smelled like
    beer sat down on a
    subway next to a priest.
    The man's
    tie was stained, his face was plastered
    with red lipstick, and
    a half-empty
    bottle of gin was sticking out of his
    torn coat pocket. He
    opened his
    newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man turned to
    the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes
    arthritis?"

    The priest replies, "My Son, it's
    caused by loose living,
    being with cheap, wicked women,
    too much alcohol, contempt for your
    fellow man,
    sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a
    bath."

    The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned,
    "
    Then returned to
    his
    paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said,
    nudged the man and
    apologized. "I'm
    very sorry.
    I didn't mean to come on so strong.
    How long have you had
    arthritis?"

    The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father.
    I was just reading here
    that the
    Pope does."



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    I don't get it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunnyBunny View Post
    MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I don't get it...

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    Really don't get it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad426 View Post
    I don't get it...
    Okay ,wipe the lipstick off your face drink some coffee and once u sober up a little I can explain it
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    Okay ,wipe the lipstick off your face drink some coffee and once u sober up a little I can explain it
    I'm not ash think as you drunk I am.
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