"I wonder what this button does"
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"I was going to tell you about that, but the opportunity just never presented itself." ("How did you find out?")
"Life is tough but it's really tough if you are stupid"
I use "With all due respect..." Which means, "you're an idiot and I'm about to point it out to you but wish to do so respectfully so you won't punch me in the nose."
Raleigh... Where Barney comes to Party...
Glock 27 or M&P Shield for every day carry (LCP for deep conceal when necessary)... Glock 23 for the home.
Call me Iggy. Only my mother calls me by my full given name.
just so you know..............
"I plan ahead. That way, I don't have to do anything right now!"
Guess what YOUR daughter did today. Wait, I thought she was OUR daughter? She's my daughter when there's a problem it seems.
I prefer to live dangerously free than safely caged!
"Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun. And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son." Josh Thompson "Way Out Here"
Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician.”
[insert insulting, derogatory or uncomplimentary comment here]...no offense.
"I'm just fine" (if that comes from the wife, your troubles are just beginning)
Turn the election's in 2014 to a "2A Revolution". It will serve as a 1994 refresher not to "infringe" on our Second Amendment. We know who they are now.........SEND 'EM HOME. Our success in this will be proportional to how hard we work to make it happen.
Let's not forget:
"I'm from the government, I'm here to help you" or my favorite "trust me"
Freedom doesn't come free. It is bought and paid for by the lives and blood of our men and women in uniform.
NRA Life Member
May I just say in a non-threatening, non-sexist, non-offensive way...
"I hope we can still be friends" ...... I'm sure we won't be.... LOL
My Ex, could never get it ... I didn't want to be her friend either.... there was a reason I filed for a divorce.
Another one : " You won't believe this, but...... ."
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
"By the way..."
It could be worse!