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    Saw this on Facebook, and thought I would share.

    "I was in court for a probable cause hearing on a juvenile that I arrested for drug trafficking and having a loaded .45 caliber weapon in the car... Prosecutor asks me the typical round of questions and rests.. Def council then stands up and begins her line of questioning... Att- Officer can you describe for me how you load a gun?

    Me- Yes, you load rounds into the magazine, insert the magazine into the handle and rack the slide. Weapon is now loaded.

    Att- Is it difficult to "rack the slide?"

    Me- not terribly difficult, but it does take a little muscle

    Att- Officer, I dont understand? Explain the loading process to me like you would a five year old

    Me- Ma'am, I cant do that

    Att- Why not?

    Me- I would never explain to a five year old how to load a weapon Ma'am! ( the prosecutor, gaurdian ad litem and the judge verbally started laughing) "




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    I'd loved to have seen the look on the lawyers face...
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I'd loved to have seen the look on the lawyers face...
    That would have been priceless.
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    If the accused is smart, he will ask for a more competent counsel.
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    "Me- I would never explain to a five year old how to load a weapon Ma'am!"

    --And you probably wouldn't understand it.
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    I've found that five-year olds's do better with revolvers.

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    Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.

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