This is a discussion on Funny within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Saw this on Facebook, and thought I would share.
"I was in court for a probable cause hearing on a juvenile that I arrested for ...
Post By Acrid
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Post By Arborigine
October 22nd, 2012 10:17 AM
Saw this on Facebook, and thought I would share.
"I was in court for a probable cause hearing on a juvenile that I arrested for drug trafficking and having a loaded .45 caliber weapon in the car... Prosecutor asks me the typical round of questions and rests.. Def council then stands up and begins her line of questioning... Att- Officer can you describe for me how you load a gun?
Me- Yes, you load rounds into the magazine, insert the magazine into the handle and rack the slide. Weapon is now loaded.
Att- Is it difficult to "rack the slide?"
Me- not terribly difficult, but it does take a little muscle
Att- Officer, I dont understand? Explain the loading process to me like you would a five year old
Me- Ma'am, I cant do that
Att- Why not?
Me- I would never explain to a five year old how to load a weapon Ma'am! ( the prosecutor, gaurdian ad litem and the judge verbally started laughing) "
"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington
October 22nd, 2012 10:17 AM
October 22nd, 2012 11:07 AM
I'd loved to have seen the look on the lawyers face...
Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid...
"For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
October 22nd, 2012 11:43 AM
That would have been priceless.
Originally Posted by OldVet
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
October 22nd, 2012 12:50 PM
If the accused is smart, he will ask for a more competent counsel.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.
Washington didn't use his freedom of speech to defeat the British, He shot them!
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy." -- Ernest Benn
October 22nd, 2012 12:52 PM
"Me- I would never explain to a five year old how to load a weapon Ma'am!"
--And you probably wouldn't understand it.
I don't always have nothing to say, but when I do, I post it on Facebook.
October 22nd, 2012 02:09 PM
I've found that five-year olds's do better with revolvers.
October 23rd, 2012 03:26 AM
In the inmortal word of John Wayne:
If your stupid..jpg
Why?? Because at the last second, the Police are minutes away.