IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair.
2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in fool.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this.
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) U just attempted to do it.
6) U are laughing at yourself.
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.