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    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

    1. U can't count your hair.

    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.

    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.


    Put your tongue back in fool.


    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this.

    2) U are human.

    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

    4) U just attempted to do it.

    6) U are laughing at yourself.

    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

    8) U just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

    9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.

    10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.


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    Howie Mandel, Bruce Willis and my father would disagree with #1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.


    Put your tongue back in fool.
    Walked right into that one

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    Duk, don't you need to be at work?
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    thanks!

    I can too breathe with my tongue ou.... oh wait.... you knew that.... oh


    um nevermind.
    It could be worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NCG View Post
    Walked right into that one
    You and me both...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xader View Post
    You and me both...
    How many people would read that and not try it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

    1. U can't count your hair.

    2. U can't wash your eyes with soap.

    3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out.


    Put your tongue back in fool.


    10 Things I know about you...

    1) U are reading this.

    2) U are human.

    3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

    The 4) U just attempted to do it.

    6) U are laughing at yourself.

    7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5

    8) U just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

    9) U laugh at this because everyone does it too.

    10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.


    To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows presidential potential.
    Fixed that for you.

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    Nice!!!! got a good chuckle from those. Thanks for brightning up my day after a bad day at work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    thanks!

    I can too breathe with my tongue ou.... oh wait.... you knew that.... oh


    um nevermind.
    ditto
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