Apparently a squirrel managed to get his head stuck inside a Halloween decoration, then proceeded to run around and scare the living daylights out of the neighborhood.
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Apparently a squirrel managed to get his head stuck inside a Halloween decoration, then proceeded to run around and scare the living daylights out of the neighborhood.
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It would have taken all my restraint not to empty a magazine into that spawn-of-the-devil rodent.
I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.
Clint Eastwood
Lawnmower and walnuts. Death to the zombie squirrel.
Wait, that isn't a normal squirrel?
Rut Roh.......
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Dang! Even the squirrels are on those bath salts!!!
BigJon
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
If real, that is the funniest thing i've seen this year![]()
Well, that's in Fareham, England. Maybe it's livid over all the warm ale.
No offense to those who like it warmer. Make mine frosty, though.
Your best weapon is your brain. Don't leave home without it.
Thoughts: Justifiable self defense.
Explain: How does disarming victims reduce the number of victims?
Reason over Force: The Gun is Civilization (Marko Kloos).
NRA, GOA, OFF, ACLDN.
As the twisted individual I am, I had to track it down and yup, it's real. It's a Halloween decoration that is hanging by a string and the tree rat just had to check it out. There are several other pics of the squirrel looking around it in the story on a UK papers website.
I won't post them since their copyrighted. Here's the link to other sources of nightmare inducing pics.
Squirrel joins in the Halloween fun with terrifying toy filled with treats | Mail Online
Thanks Spidey2011 for ANOTHER unneeded reason to waste valuable interweb bits.
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Crazed squirrels--what would the reasonable person do?
Retired USAF E-8. Avatar is OldVet from days long gone - 1978. Oh, to be young again...
Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield
Do they make the ZombieMax bullets in 22lr for Zombie squirrels?
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
"Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."
If I saw that peeking in my window at night,I'd be replacing the glass the next day
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
I would of caught him and brought him to work to show the ladies lol
When life gives you lemons, Open a lemonaid buisness.
Do zombie squirrels go for brains or nuts?
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