Hunting Flies in Texas
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
. . . and that's when the fight started.
With a fly swatter, I'd believe California, or Maryland. But had he been using the 10ga shotgun, then I'd believe Texas.
"What're ya doin', dear?"
"Just roundin' up some extra bait for the fishin' trip. Won't be a minute."
Probably too cruel and unusual for use in CA.
"I killed seven with one blow!"