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A pirate walked into a bar, and the
bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in awhile. What happened? You
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a
cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and
got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook
but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds
flew over. I looked up, and one of them pooped in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just
from bird poop."
"It was my first day with the hook."
Raising children is like being pecked to death by a chicken every day.
Aaarrgh!! Shiver me timbers but that's an OLD joke. Aaargh!
*WARNING - I may or may not know what I am talking about.
Good one! Seems like if you haven't heard an old one in a long time, they become new ones again! Thanks
That was a good one.
Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ
Didn't 'see' that one coming......
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
"Sometimes, when you're making gumbo, people just show up.", Leah Chase
An "oldie", but a goodie!
Live to ride, ride to live. Harley Road King And keep a .45 handy Kimber Custom TLE II
Good one! Never heard that one before!
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.- Mark Twain
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. --- Will Rogers ---
Chief Justice John Roberts : "I don't see how you can read Heller and not take away from it the notion that the Second Amendment...was extremely important to the framers in their view of what liberty meant."
An african, a muslim, and illegal alien walk in to a bar.
The bartender asks, "How can I help you Mister President?"