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That serves him right.
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Apartment complex Ninja. He'll probably sue her. It is Ca after all.
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Awesome, good for her. He is lucky he wasn't shot.
BigJon
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
I would hate to be beat up by a girl. Although it sounds like she could.
This kid is lucky it was Cali and nobody was home when he broke in,had it been in a state with Castle Doctrine the drunk could have been shot,it wouldn't be the first time
"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC .
He still could have been shot, disparity of force.
BigJon
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
I think she has already earned it.Ramirez has a yellow belt -- a step above beginner -- and expects to be promoted to orange belt next month at during a competition in Fresno.
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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Quote from karate student;
"I had to protect my mom and protect myself and get this intruder out of my house," she said. "He sort of did deserve it. If he hadn't broken into my house, it wouldn't have happened."
If/when she has children, she's going to be an awesome mom someday, and be the answer to some lucky guys prayers.
Quite the level headed, pragmatic young lass.
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