Psychology Student vs Law Student

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    Psychology Student vs Law Student

    Another facebook joke:


    A guy asked a girl in a library;

    “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice;

    "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy

    and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes,

    the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

    I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock

    and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and

    I know how to make someone feel guilty"





    "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington
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    HAHAHA love it!!!

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    Good one!
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    Acrid,

    I love your joke...

    Your sig line is bogus, sorry to say. Washington (in his first annual message to Congress)said this:

    A free people ought not only to be armed but disciplined; to which end a uniform and well digested plan is requisite: And their safety and interest require that they should promote such manufactories, as tend to render them independent on others, for essential, particularly for military supplies.
    There are many incorrectly attributed quotes from the founders that are used to support the RKBA. Since anyone can look up the real quotes, it makes us look like koolaid drinking fools, twisting the words of the founders to get our way...

    Sorry.
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    Funny joke!
    Washington actually said, 'Redcoats, you eat crumpets and tea and wear powdered wigs. We drink whiskey and eat raw raccoon. Bend over, wusses'
    He didn't actually say that, but you could imagine him doing so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pscipio03 View Post
    Funny joke!
    Washington actually said, 'Redcoats, you eat crumpets and tea and wear powdered wigs. We drink whiskey and eat raw raccoon. Bend over, wusses'
    He didn't actually say that, but you could imagine him doing so.
    while wearing his powdered wig?
    It could be worse.
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    Re: Psychology Student vs Law Student

    Quote Originally Posted by oakchas View Post
    Your sig line is bogus, sorry to say. Washington (in his first annual message to Congress)said this:



    There are many incorrectly attributed quotes from the founders that are used to support the RKBA. Since anyone can look up the real quotes, it makes us look like koolaid drinking fools, twisting the words of the founders to get our way...

    Sorry.
    No one should ever apologize for correcting a mistake. I will look into it, as this is the first anyone has said about it. I copied it from the interwebz, so it very well could be wrong. Anybody got a better quote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acrid View Post
    No one should ever apologize for correcting a mistake. I will look into it, as this is the first anyone has said about it. I copied it from the interwebz, so it very well could be wrong. Anybody got a better quote?
    What!!!! Something on the web that wasn't true!!! OMG!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acrid View Post
    Another facebook joke:


    A guy asked a girl in a library;

    “Do you mind if I sit beside you”? The girl answered with a loud voice;

    "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy

    and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes,

    the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, -

    I guess you felt embarrassed, right?” The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!" And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock

    and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and

    I know how to make someone feel guilty"





    "A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." - George Washington

    Back in the 70's there was a simialr scene on the show Banacek, with George Peppard.

    "Check into a motel with you? The nerve"
    "$50? You've got to be kidding".
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    Anybody got a better quote?
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