Made me laugh. Thanks for the smile.
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Father in Law (now) -- So, you're taking my daughter out tonight. What do you do for a living?
Me-- I kill zombies.
FIL-- But, zombies aren't real!
Me-- Ever see a zombie?
FIL-- Well, no, of course not!
Me-- You're welcome. Now, where's my date?
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My father used to tell all my friends that our dog worked very heard keeping all the dinosaurs away from our house. This is when I was very young. The conversation went very much the same way as above after that.
Ahhhhhhh, the things we remember from our childhood, but I can't remember what I ate for lunch yesterday.
"fundamental principle of American law that a government and its agents are under no general duty to provide public services, such as police protection, to any individual citizen." [Warren v. District of Columbia,(D.C. Ct. of Ap., 1981)]
If I have to explain it, you wouldn't understand
I think at my house he would have had to out run my dog back to his car...just sayin
Thank goodness I am already married! Might have used that one!
"Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt" ~ Mark Twain
Thanks for the chuckle.
Libertas Vel Mors
Funny, but I doubt that would have gotten very far with my FIL, and now, I garauntee it would not work with me. You would have had me intrigued and interested until the last line, at which point I would have showed you the door.
Walk softly ...
Yes, but you would have told your daughter, "Not right for you, but, darn glad that guy is around. Don't want you getting bit by any Zombies. Or Liberals. Both equally as deadly".