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About LinkBacksFather in Law (now) -- So, you're taking my daughter out tonight. What do you do for a living?
Me-- I kill zombies.
FIL-- But, zombies aren't real!
Me-- Ever see a zombie?
FIL-- Well, no, of course not!
Me-- You're welcome. Now, where's my date?
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Father in Law (now) -- So, you're taking my daughter out tonight. What do you do for a living?
Me-- I kill zombies.
FIL-- But, zombies aren't real!
Me-- Ever see a zombie?
FIL-- Well, no, of course not!
Me-- You're welcome. Now, where's my date?
Made me laugh. Thanks for the smile.
Yep....funny!
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Heh. Nice.
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It is obvious that you are not talking about me as the FIL as you would now be the Zombie and my daughter would still be single. :)Originally Posted by pscipio03
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That you know of... muahaha
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My father used to tell all my friends that our dog worked very heard keeping all the dinosaurs away from our house. This is when I was very young. The conversation went very much the same way as above after that.
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Lol nicely done.
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I think at my house he would have had to out run my dog back to his car...just sayin
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Too funny...
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Thank goodness I am already married! Might have used that one!
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Thanks for the chuckle.
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Funny, but I doubt that would have gotten very far with my FIL, and now, I garauntee it would not work with me. You would have had me intrigued and interested until the last line, at which point I would have showed you the door.
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Yes, but you would have told your daughter, "Not right for you, but, darn glad that guy is around. Don't want you getting bit by any Zombies. Or Liberals. Both equally as deadly".
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