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I think his resume might be a little light. May need more experience to fill in the holes.
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Maybe the one on the right could get a job in a magnet factory.
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Now I will say I've seen some guys with pretty heavy tats cover up with long sleeves and have solid careers. But when you start putting tats and piercings on the face, neck and hands, you start dooming yourself to either a short list of possible jobs, or a long morning of makeup application.
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Actually the guy on the left works at one of the liquor stores here in my town.
Great line "not everyone can wear purple" LOL
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I am quite certain that someplace in a large Midwest cornfield, one of these two "individuals" could get a job as a living Scarecrow.
Great benefits, sunshine, fresh air and not having to do much physical labour. Downside, getting pooped on by Crows.
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Wonder how the thing on the right would get through airport security....
I see no problem with them finding employment. The circus or carnival always has a need for their freak shows.
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Somewhere there is a carnival who is looking for freaks to add to its show....
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Because I have a tattoo on the back of my neck, my lip pierced, and my septum pierced, should I also have difficulty finding employment?