Pilot dies while flying with blind passenger(joke)

Pilot dies while flying with blind passenger(joke)

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    Pilot dies while flying with blind passenger(joke)

    Here is a tidbit they may not have covered in ground school. Just trying to keep you informed and up to date!!!

    A blind man was the only passenger in a small plane when his brother, the pilot, suddenly
    clutched his chest and died.
    After finally finding the radio & figuring out how to operate it, the blind man
    called for help and was answered by an air traffic controller at a nearby airport.
    "You've got to help me! I'm totally blind, the pilot of this plane is dead and
    we are flying upside down!"
    The air traffic controller, thinking he had a possible nut on his hands, answered,
    "I understand that the pilot is dead and you are blind, but if you are blind, how
    do you know you are flying upside down?"
    "Because I have poop running up my neck!"
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    Thanks for a great early morning laugh, too funny.

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    Never heard that one. Thanks!
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    Cute, but gross.
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    Now that made me laugh!!

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