Cowboy and a Biker on Death Row

Cowboy and a Biker on Death Row

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    Cowboy and a Biker on Death Row

    A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

    "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

    "That you kill me first."
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    Quote Originally Posted by dukalmighty View Post
    A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

    "Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"

    "That you kill me first."
    I don't blame him. I'd do anything to avoid having to listen to Billy Ray Cyrus too!
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    The only voice more annoying than his is that of his hillybilly daughter! To me, it's like scraping fingernails on a blankboard!
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    It could be worse, it could be the Macarena!!!
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