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    Another Blond joke

    A blond is reading a story in the newspaper about 12 Brazillan soldiers who were killed in action. She gets a very sad look on her face, then turns to the man next to her and asks "How many is in a Brazillion?".
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    Corny Jokes?

    OK...I'll contribute...

    Two cannibals are having dinner...they're eating a 'clown'...
    one turns to the other and says, "Hey, this tastes funny!"



    Yep, it's a groaner...

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    Those are both so bad! Three nuns walked into a bar...

    Wait a minute, I can't tell that one here!
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    I'm in deep stuff, my wife is blonde, armed, and asking what's so funny...

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    I'll tell it. Two nuns walk into a bar...the third one ducks

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    What do you call a fly without wings?
    A walk!

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    Because he plays with Pooh!

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    What do you call a cow without legs??

    ground beef!



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    Some more blonde jokes...

    A blonde was walking along a river bank, when she spotted another blonde walking toward her on the opposite bank.

    "Yoo Hoo!" called the first blonde. "How do I get to the other side?"

    The second blonde shook her head in pity. "Oh you poor dear..." she said. "You're already on the other side..."

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    Why do blonde's have sore bellybuttons?

    'Cause blonde guys are dumb, too.

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    How can you tell if a blonde's been using your computer?

    From all the "white-out" on the screen.

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    A man was mowing his lawn, when his neighbor (a good-looking blonde) suddenly burst out her front door, ran to the mailbox, and peered inside. Then, she closed the mailbox and went back inside.

    He continued mowing, only to see her rush back outside a few minutes later, look in her mailbox again, and slowly walk back inside her house.

    A few minutes later, he saw her again, near to tears, peering in her mailbox intently. Thinking something must be wrong, he shut off his mower, and approached her.

    "Is something wrong?" he asked.

    "I think my computer's busted!" she sadly exclaimed.

    "What makes you think that?" he asked.

    "Well, it's just that I'm inside, surfing the internet, and every five minutes, the dumb computer says to me, 'You've got mail!'... and so far, NOTHING!"


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