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    Illegal activity

    Do you know that in the United States it's against the law to have two wives?
    The punishment is that you have two wives.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    I've had more than two wives, and until the current Mrs, it was punishment. Cruel and Unusual!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Do you know that in the United States it's against the law to have two wives?
    The punishment is that you have two wives.
    Don't forget - you also have two Mother-in-Laws! <eeek!>
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    Yeah.

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    I could never grasp the concept of having two women. Who can put up with more than one? That's like stereo nagging.
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    I always figured the punishment would be the addition of a third
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    I love em! Give me a Harem.
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    Osama had 3 wife's and 5 children in a compound he didn't leave for 5 years. I hear he called the Seals himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I could never grasp the concept of having two women. Who can put up with more than one? That's like stereo nagging.
    High Fidelity at that!!!

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    And why do guys die before their wives????

    Wait for it.................







    Because they WANT to!
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    Ahhh.. I remember my first wife... I knew the moment we met that se was "Mrs. Right"...
    It wasn't until after the wedding that I doscovered her first name was "Always"
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    I will be getting my first one on Nov. 25. She knows I like guns and toys and is very good with it!
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    I like the idea of having a back-up,maybe if they were Chinese nyphomanic twins...whose Dad owns a liquor store,I could find room.
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    I married a lot of women mainly because when I got older I got good looking and successful, and I wanted to drain the 'available' pool for all the jocks who bullied me in high school
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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckQue View Post
    I married a lot of women mainly because when I got older I got good looking and successful, and I wanted to drain the 'available' pool for all the jocks who bullied me in high school
    It took me 44 years to find the right one because that is EXACTLY what I have been doing!

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