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This is a discussion on Too Good Not To Share within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by Jeanlouise Hey Alonza! Thanks for keeping it classy for the rest of us West Virginians. ...I love that the newspaper offers you ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Hey Alonza! Thanks for keeping it classy for the rest of us West Virginians.

    ...I love that the newspaper offers you a chance to "purchase this photo".
    If you follow the link you can purchase coffee mugs and Christmas ornaments with her photo on them.

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    $74 cash. Please tell me that they burn it after it has served its purpose in evidence. And I don't want to know the denomination either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    $74 cash. Please tell me that they burn it after it has served its purpose in evidence. And I don't want to know the denomination either.
    Just think of how much money in circulation was once inside someones body. lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mkh View Post
    If you follow the link you can purchase coffee mugs and Christmas ornaments with her photo on them.
    And nothing says "Christmas" like an ornament with Alonza's face on it.
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    Some women just buy a purse. I'd like to know more about this "malicious wounding" case.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mkh View Post
    If you follow the link you can purchase coffee mugs and Christmas ornaments with her photo on them.
    To me, the funniest of all the available choices is the 252 piece puzzle. Now I'm wondering.... are inmates allowed to receive puzzles and games to help pass the time?
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    I want a set of Alonsa dinner plates!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    $74 cash. Please tell me that they burn it after it has served its purpose in evidence. And I don't want to know the denomination either.
    Rolls of nickles.
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    Last year,here in my County jail,a man hid a .38 up his...and about 3 years ago a girl hollowed out a 5 pack of pencils and filled them with weed for her boyfriend who was in jail.
    The guard knew something was wrong because the kid could not even sign his own name,much less write letters.
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    You never know where the money's been.

    Momma was right: always wash yer hands, after handling cash.
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    People in fast food handle ur cash then run get ur food all the time. That money she had was probably put back into circulation. Yea they said they destroyed it. Yea believe it if u want.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    $74 cash. Please tell me that they burn it after it has served its purpose in evidence. And I don't want to know the denomination either.
    When my wife was a teenager she worked as a grocery store cashier and developed this nasty rash that covered her hands. She went to the DR who asked what you do for a living and she told him. His response, "Ah, you got it from the money" and prescribed steroids.

    Edit: years ago, I used to work for a company that made paper currency validation equipment. The "joke" was that in the middle east that people carry their money stuffed in their sweaty crotches. There may have been some truth to it as we had a real problem with the money not being stiff enough to be grabbed by the belts of the machine. The complaints usually said that the money was damp.
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