Honey, I think I need a new tractor...

Honey, I think I need a new tractor...

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    Honey, I think I need a new tractor...


    ...with a Volvo engine...


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    Now that is my kind of Tractor...One that can pass all the Cars!!!
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    LOL...that's just wrong.
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    Re: Honey, I think I need a new tractor...

    Is he still 17?

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    Very cool!
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    Re: Honey, I think I need a new tractor...

    I wonder if he gets invited to show up with his tractor when the local town has a parade. :D
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    Just imagine what he could do with a disc, on that thing. The fastest plow in town.
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    Where was the slow moving vehicle sign at?
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    Future Darwin Awards winner. A Volvo engine? He could at least use a real car's engine.
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    looks like fun.

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    Here's to going Zero to Plow in 4.5 seconds!

    Cool but considering the vehicle, quite dangerous. He has no helmet, or any other protective gear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoJoGunn View Post
    Here's to going Zero to Plow in 4.5 seconds!

    Cool but considering the vehicle, quite dangerous. He has no helmet, or any other protective gear.
    I think that someone who puts a Volvo engine in a tractor wouldn't be concerned about safety

    Plus think how fast he cold bush hog
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    I'm gonna assume he did some work on the steering,the old tractors I used to pull hay trailers with on my Uncles Farm helping out had sketchy steering going around 40
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    Doesn't even need discs, look at what the tires did to the field!
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