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    Quote Originally Posted by zacii View Post
    I loathe working in the rain.
    You have rain in Arizona?
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    I can verify that, despite the song lyrics, it does rain in Southern California, but not much.
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    Life is too serious to take too seriously.
    "A government big enough to give you everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have"--- Thomas Jefferson, 1778.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    You mean the same people who wear ball caps that are too big for their head and cock it off to one side?

    I'm waiting for them to start wearing false buck teeth and birth control glasses.
    Watching them walk around with the pants crotch to their knees and undies showing would be enough "birth control" for most.
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    It's 4:10 on a Friday afternoon. Its gotta be 5 O'clock somewhere, right? Now where did I put the vermouth...
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Hummmmm... so are you going to deny that you wouldn't love to have one of those Teddy Bears yourself?
    Well, it might make a more interesting target on the range...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    It's 4:10 on a Friday afternoon. Its gotta be 5 O'clock somewhere, right? Now where did I put the vermouth...
    I set my wall clock to 5:00 and yanked out the battery. No problemo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by packinnova View Post
    Well, it might make a more interesting target on the range...
    bear hunting...I wonder...naw.



    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I set my wall clock to 5:00 and yanked out the battery. No problemo.
    Cheating!
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    I don't have anything to say today so I'm standing with Old Vet. Just for fun.
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    I wish spring had sprung already. I don`t do cold well.
    "A government big enough to give you everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have"--- Thomas Jefferson, 1778.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doghandler View Post
    I don't have anything to say today so I'm standing with Old Vet. Just for fun.
    Ah! My first fanclub member! I am a lot of fun if I let you into my inner circle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doghandler View Post
    I don't have anything to say today so I'm standing with Old Vet. Just for fun.
    Ah! My first fanclub member! I am a lot of fun if I let you into my inner circle.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    Echo, sound effect??
    "A government big enough to give you everything you need, is big enough to take everything you have"--- Thomas Jefferson, 1778.

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    Random Thoughts

    Remember this one?

    He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
    Should he hang on to the old
    Should he grab on to the new
    He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
    He ain't trying to change nobody
    He's just trying real hard to adjust

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    68 here right now...may get as cold as 60 tonight. BRRRRRR!

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