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    I hate washing my SUV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopyard View Post
    Does someone pass away in the nursing home 90% of the time, within any given 10 day period? Even if someone passes away
    within any given 30 day period, there is still a high chance of the two events being utterly unrelated, especially if dementia
    patients commonly have that particular delusion.
    True that people do pass away but not real often. Some of the residents have lived there for years. It's just odd that when some of the people start talking about the "children" running around that someone usually passes away a short time later.

    I guess it's happened often enough that they notice a definite pattern.

    Probably a coincidence, like I said, I'll keep you posted.
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    Those darn kids.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopyard View Post
    I hate washing my SUV.
    I used to love detailing automobiles in my younger days. I found it relaxing and it gave me a sense of pride when I was done - not that detailing can ever actually be done; there is always one more spec of dirt somewhere.

    Now it's just a pain - in the neck, in the knees, in the spine - and I will never be able to squat down to wash my wheels again without worrying that some black eyed kid will not be sneaking up on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopyard View Post
    I hate washing my SUV.
    That's why God made drive thru car washes.
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    Do you have to use a silencer when you shoot a mime?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    Do you have to use a silencer when you shoot a mime?
    Well, I always do, not sure if you have to.
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    Do they have "Lectures" at mime college?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rottkeeper View Post
    Do you have to use a silencer when you shoot a mime?
    No, but a mime has to use one whenever they shoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Do they have "Lectures" at mime college?
    They used too but too many people considered the practice a charade, so not any more.

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    The problem with the world is grown-ups behaving like unsupervised children.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    Since the Mayan Doomsday is Dec. 21st, should I hold off buying Christmas presents?
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    Just saw some couponing show where these ladies buy $600 worth of product at the grocery store and by the time they apply all of their coupons, the total comes up to $100. I wish they had coupons on ammo. Wouldn't it be cool to be able to buy $600 worth of ammo for $100 bucks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Since the Mayan Doomsday is Dec. 21st, should I hold off buying Christmas presents?
    Or maybe go overboard and max all credit cards.
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