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My Border Collie is sitting here looking at me with that "If I had opposable thumbs you'd be working for me" look on her face. What is scary is that she is right...
The only thing better than an apple pie for breakfast is beer, bacon and apple pie
I wonder if any other joggers enjoy jogging less than I do.
It's downright frightening how much bacon I can put away in one sitting.
Years ago...when I used to go up to this one spot in the country to practice Bullseye I would sometimes eat breakfast w/ this one family.
This guy would fry up 2 pounds of bacon for himself....nothing wrong with that :hand5: But, then he would dip hunks of bread in the bacon grease and eat that grease all up.
It would gag me just watching him tear off that bread & mop up all of that warm bacon fat & there was a LOT of it. :gah:
I have absolutely no idea if he is still alive or not.
But, If not....I'm wondering if his heart and arteries are on display in some medical museum somewhere.
When I was growing up if it wasn’t fried in bacon grease or lard it wasn’t worth eating. First time I had eggs fried in something else was when I joined the Air Force, they just did not taste as good.
The trick to eating bacon, is to just eat the bacon with nothing else (especially no carbs with it). It burns cleaner that way.
I eat about a pound every Saturday morning and I feel fi...AAARRRRGGGGHHHH... thump.
I saw a fella at the grocery store last month in jammies and fuzzy house slippers. Why have some people decided pajamas are suitable clothing outside the home?
Hmmmmm.... If I stare at this pile of paperwork on my desk long enough..., will it ''complete itself''? Not to mention that I am here reading, rather than doing it.
Platypus.......hows that for random.
Do choosy moms really choose Jif?
Why does the 5th dentist refuse to conform?
Was Mikey just another paid actor portraying a kid who likes Life Cereal or did he really "like it"?
Why am I the only one who can prevent forrest fires? That is way too much pressure for one person to handle.
What would really happen if I lay my finger on your Butterfinger?
Who'd of thought a thread about random thoughts would be so.............random