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    ^^^ ^^^

    Thank goodness!!!!!!


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    My Border Collie is sitting here looking at me with that "If I had opposable thumbs you'd be working for me" look on her face. What is scary is that she is right...
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Counting pages or posts, will this thread, Random Thoughts, ever pass the Word Association thread?
    Gotta admit some random thoughts are quite interesting.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    The only thing better than an apple pie for breakfast is beer, bacon and apple pie
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    I wonder if any other joggers enjoy jogging less than I do.
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    It's downright frightening how much bacon I can put away in one sitting.

    Years ago...when I used to go up to this one spot in the country to practice Bullseye I would sometimes eat breakfast w/ this one family.
    This guy would fry up 2 pounds of bacon for himself....nothing wrong with that But, then he would dip hunks of bread in the bacon grease and eat that grease all up.
    It would gag me just watching him tear off that bread & mop up all of that warm bacon fat & there was a LOT of it.
    I have absolutely no idea if he is still alive or not.
    But, If not....I'm wondering if his heart and arteries are on display in some medical museum somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    It's downright frightening how much bacon I can put away in one sitting.

    Years ago...when I used to go up to this one spot in the country to practice Bullseye I would sometimes eat breakfast w/ this one family.
    This guy would fry up 2 pounds of bacon for himself....nothing wrong with that But, then he would dip hunks of bread in the bacon grease and eat that grease all up.
    It would gag me just watching him tear off that bread & mop up all of that warm bacon fat & there was a LOT of it.
    I have absolutely no idea if he is still alive or not.
    No he's not... And he's the reason all the fast food shops that sell bacon cheese burgers/ pizzas what have you only provide thinner than paper slices of "bacon" on those menu items... there's been a shortage of bacon as a result of you, and of folks like him.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    When I was growing up if it wasn’t fried in bacon grease or lard it wasn’t worth eating. First time I had eggs fried in something else was when I joined the Air Force, they just did not taste as good.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    The trick to eating bacon, is to just eat the bacon with nothing else (especially no carbs with it). It burns cleaner that way.

    I eat about a pound every Saturday morning and I feel fi...AAARRRRGGGGHHHH... thump.
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    I saw a fella at the grocery store last month in jammies and fuzzy house slippers. Why have some people decided pajamas are suitable clothing outside the home?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    I saw a fella at the grocery store last month in jammies and fuzzy house slippers. Why have some people decided pajamas are suitable clothing outside the home?
    Comfort. I don't wear them to any store but I sometimes do when walking my dog in the state park behind my house. I just put a 5.11 belt around my waist to hang my Glock and cover with a hoodie or T-shirt in warm weather. No fuzzy slippers, though ... Merrell hiking boots. Of course, it helps to be the kind of person who doesn't care what people think.

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    Hmmmmm.... If I stare at this pile of paperwork on my desk long enough..., will it ''complete itself''? Not to mention that I am here reading, rather than doing it.
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    Platypus.......hows that for random.
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    Do choosy moms really choose Jif?

    Why does the 5th dentist refuse to conform?

    Was Mikey just another paid actor portraying a kid who likes Life Cereal or did he really "like it"?

    Why am I the only one who can prevent forrest fires? That is way too much pressure for one person to handle.

    What would really happen if I lay my finger on your Butterfinger?
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    Who'd of thought a thread about random thoughts would be so.............random

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