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    I'd likely be banned for life. Besides if I tried to write them all down I would have no time for shooting.


    Maybe i need to trade in all my assault rifles and get more Lever actions....
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    I like pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Stock up on Twinkies, the company just announced that they are closing after the striking workers failed to show up for the 5:30 deadline. I for one cannot imagine a world without Twinkies. Who even wants to live in a world without Twinkies.
    I do, I usually hang one on my board at the beginning of the school year and show the kids that when an item with no natural ingredients made purely of preservatives is left out for extended periods of time and doesn't degrade that it is not something you want to be eating. I know one teacher who has had on up for years, still looks just as "delicious" as it always has.
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    Life lesson: If it is wet, warm, and not yours, don't touch it.
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    Decisions, decisions which 1911 to carry today. Do I go with the Springfield, the Colt, the Kimber or the Ruger?
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    I'm taking next Wednesday off to take my sister and my son shooting all day, and I can't wait!
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    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    I think, so therefore I scratch my head.
    KNOWLEDGE: A tomato is a fruit.
    WISDOM: Not putting a tomato in a fruit salad.
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    Why is it so difficult to answer a straight up question on the Internet?

    Example:
    Q: Help me decide, S&W Shield or Glock 26?
    A: XD-S

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    I wonder why does Thunder71 fly the American Flag upside down?
    "I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power, than by violent and sudden usurpations” – James Madison 1788

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    My dog's in the back yard eating deer poop. I can see him even though he thinks I can't.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    My dog's in the back yard eating deer poop. I can see him even though he thinks I can't.
    He probably knows, he just doesn't care. Or he is coming to give you a big kiss!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Caertaker View Post
    I wonder why does Thunder71 fly the American Flag upside down?
    Here is one explanation. Inverted flag shows national distress
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
    "Don't forget, incoming fire has the right of way."

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    It's a "magazine", not a "clip".

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigJon10125 View Post
    He probably knows, he just doesn't care. Or he is coming to give you a big kiss!
    You got that right.
    And to think I spend hours in the dog treat aisle picking out the perfect box just for him.
    Not doing that anymore. Next time he wants a treat he can go out back and get one.
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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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