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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I don't like Gore but, I do like his Global Warming.
    Climate change to you Mister!
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    That's Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Instability today. Stay tuned for further updates on the scary catch phrase du jour.
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    if eleven nickels are worth a dime a dozen, what is the relative value of a quarter?
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    If you are driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall off then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    If you are driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall off then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Does that mean pizza drivers will have to carry a book with all the nutritional information or can they just print out the page pertaining to your order, bloomberg and michelle would be proud of the increase in nannyizm. Dang MS Word, keeps capitalizing names not worthy of capitalization.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Did you know that the expression is actually GRATE On My Nerves?
    Really?? No, I didn't know that, I've been saying it wrong all of my life. That's the expression I grew up with, etc. That's weird.

    Thanks for letting me know though. ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    Counting pages or posts, will this thread, Random Thoughts, ever pass the Word Association thread?
    I wondered the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by atctimmy View Post
    Yes and yes and yes. Plus some apple too.
    I love Pumpkin pie. ;-)
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    I think I'm going to make my own first aide kits as opposed to buying the pre-made ones (I'd like to have one for the car and one for the house). I still like the Esee kit though and still tempted to get it.

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    What would happen if I gave myself a 1 second shock with a Tazer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxwell47 View Post
    What would happen if I gave myself a 1 second shock with a Tazer...
    It will be a shocking experience.
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