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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter Our one park gets completely covered with Goose crap. I don't take my dog there anymore. Watch out for that Goose ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Our one park gets completely covered with Goose crap. I don't take my dog there anymore.
    Watch out for that Goose Poop. Always Salmonella and sometimes a very antibiotic resistant strain of E. Coli.
    Wash you dogs paws if they are walking in it & take precautions for yourself.
    Bird stuff has too many wee-beasties you don't want. Whatever your dog has, you'll get.
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    We have geese everywhere...right up until goose hunting season.

    During goose hunting season and for quite awhile after...they get real timid and maintain a very low profile.

    Then, they figure it all out and play billy bad ass in the parking lot...right up to hunting season.

    It's a vicious cycle.
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    I'm all out of random tonight. All out of thoughts too.

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    I'm so happy for our local high school! They just won their third football State championship in a row! Triple A too!
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    Re: Random Thoughts

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    I thought my suit coats had fake pockets too until someone showed me that you have to remove the seam. It was years before this happened though.
    Mine were "real" fakes.. No pockets. Checked thru the lining.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    From an American Thinker article: " 'Nobel Peace Prize': An award given by inconsequential intellectuals to insufferable persons in recognition of unremitting follies."

    My two favorite picks that I can think of right off hand: Arafat for being a terrorist and Obama just for being Obama.
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    Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidGeorge View Post
    Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidGeorge View Post
    Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?

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    Excessive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidGeorge View Post
    Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?

    George
    Nope, justified use of force.
    When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DroidGeorge View Post
    Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?

    George
    Well, for God's sake don't tase it. THAT is excessive force.
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