This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter Our one park gets completely covered with Goose crap. I don't take my dog there anymore. Watch out for that Goose ...
If the Union is once severed, the line of separation will grow wider and wider, and the controversies which are now debated and settled in the halls of legislation will then be tried in fields of battle and determined by the sword.
We have geese everywhere...right up until goose hunting season.
During goose hunting season and for quite awhile after...they get real timid and maintain a very low profile.
Then, they figure it all out and play billy bad ass in the parking lot...right up to hunting season.
It's a vicious cycle.
I would rather stand against the cannons of the wicked than against the prayers of the righteous.
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I'm all out of random tonight. All out of thoughts too.
The tyrant dies and his rule is over, the martyr dies and his rule begins. ― The Journals of Kierkegaard
I'm so happy for our local high school! They just won their third football State championship in a row! Triple A too!
Go Martinsburg Bulldogs!
“Cogito, ergo armatum sum: I think, therefore I am armed.”
Don't try to be fancy. Shoot for the center of mass. The world is full of decent people. Criminals we can do without. -- Jeff Cooper (1920–2006)
From an American Thinker article: " 'Nobel Peace Prize': An award given by inconsequential intellectuals to insufferable persons in recognition of unremitting follies."
My two favorite picks that I can think of right off hand: Arafat for being a terrorist and Obama just for being Obama.
Will it be overkill if I use a 45 on the gopher digging up my back yard, or justified?
Smile. It makes people wonder what you are up to
When switching out electrical outlets, remember that not all of them on a wall are necessarily on the same circuit. Just call me "sparky".
I'd rather be lucky than good any day
There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.
Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.