You know what happens when it gets cold? Lemme tell ya..... Static electricty. No matter how much I try not to, I get a shock. Well, while getting ready for work the other day I heard a commotion outside my door so I'm gonna take a peek and see what's up.... VERY careful mind you NOT to touch anything prior to 'grounding' myself to prevent a shock..... BUT, the peep-hole has a METAL FRAME. I took a static shock to my friggen EYEBALL. I nearly peed myself. Think Martin Short or Jim Carry getting tazed. I was a bumbbling, drooling blob of 'OWwww'. I knocked over my end table, lamp, and coat rack. I felt it through my face, armpits, and nipples.
My badge designator when I entered Naval service was Radioman.... four lightning bolts. We were called 'sparky'.