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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter Not sure BUT, you definitely should if your blood has urine in it. On a serious note...you might possibly have a ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Not sure BUT, you definitely should if your blood has urine in it.


    On a serious note...you might possibly have a kidney stone or a bladder infection.
    If you have a choice, take the infection. Trust me, you do not want to deal with stones.
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    Are farts supposed to be lumpy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB2 View Post
    Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
    Those are called 'Sharts'........... shrapnel farts
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Trouble urinating? Pain moving around? Consider kidney stones.

    Blood in urine - see a doctor.

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    Cranberry juice.

    Helps some urinary problems...
    But if it's bloody, get it fixed, soonest.
    Rats!
    It could be worse!
    I suppose

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    12/12/12, (Dec. 12, 2012) is going to be the last day we will have the same numbers for month/day/year in our lifetime. The next one is Jan. 1, 3001.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mprp View Post
    12/12/12, (Dec. 12, 2012) is going to be the last day we will have the same numbers for month/day/year in our lifetime. The next one is Jan. 1, 3001.
    Don’t think I will be around for that one.
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    But after 12 21 12 we won't have to worry about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    But after 12 21 12 we won't have to worry about it.
    That's true! It really takes the stress out of the holidays.
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    This is one of my favorite recipes so I'm pasting it here for any of you who like to cook. It's ridiculously easy and really good.
    People will think you actually put forth effort! Silly people.


    NANTUCKET CRANBERRY PIE



    1 8- or 9-inch pie plate


    1/4 cup sugar
    1/2 cup chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans)
    1 bag (12 ozs) cranberries
    2 Packets Splenda



    3/4 cup melted butter
    1 cup flour
    1 cup sugar
    2 beaten eggs
    1 teaspoon almond extract


    Wash the berries. Lightly spray the pie plate with a non stick spray. (there’s NO bottom crust to this pie)

    Combine the 1/4 cup sugar and the nuts in a bowl

    Put the cranberries in the pie plate and cover with the sugar/nut mixture. Sprinkle the 2 packets of Splenda over the cranberries.

    Mix the melted butter, flour, sugar, eggs and extract. Pour the batter over the cranberries. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 to 45 minutes until top is done.
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    If the world is ending 12 21 2012 why am I receiving 120 bales of hay for my horses today? Why am I putting up hay anyway? Why?
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    My wife is a New England native...she just made cranberry pie last night. She has to eat all of it...i'm not a cranberry guy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    If the world is ending 12 21 2012 why am I receiving 120 bales of hay for my horses today? Why am I putting up hay anyway? Why?
    I was just wondering if I really had to start my EOY tax prep...
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