Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by QKShooter Not sure BUT, you definitely should if your blood has urine in it. On a serious note...you might possibly have a ...
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Paranoia strikes deep, into your life it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
Are farts supposed to be lumpy?
"Just getting a concealed carry permit means you haven't commited a crime yet. CCP holders commit crimes." Daniel Vice, senior attorney for the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence, quoted on Fox & Friends, 8 Jul, 2008
(Sometimes) "a fight avioded is a fight won." ... claude clay
Trouble urinating? Pain moving around? Consider kidney stones.
Blood in urine - see a doctor.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you are up to
Helps some urinary problems...
But if it's bloody, get it fixed, soonest.
It could be worse!
12/12/12, (Dec. 12, 2012) is going to be the last day we will have the same numbers for month/day/year in our lifetime. The next one is Jan. 1, 3001.
Vietnam Vets, WELCOME HOME
Crossman 760 BB/Pellet, Daisy Red Ryder, Crossman Wrist Rocket, 14 Steak Knives, 3 Fillet Knives, Rolling Pin-14", Various Hunting Knives, 2 Baseball Bats, 3 Big Dogs and a big American Flag flying in the yard. I have no firearms; Try the next house.
But after 12 21 12 we won't have to worry about it.
Liberty Over Tyranny Μολὼν λαβέ
This is one of my favorite recipes so I'm pasting it here for any of you who like to cook. It's ridiculously easy and really good.
People will think you actually put forth effort! Silly people.
NANTUCKET CRANBERRY PIE
1 8- or 9-inch pie plate
1/4 cup sugar
1/2 cup chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans)
1 bag (12 ozs) cranberries
2 Packets Splenda
3/4 cup melted butter
1 cup flour
1 cup sugar
2 beaten eggs
1 teaspoon almond extract
Wash the berries. Lightly spray the pie plate with a non stick spray. (there’s NO bottom crust to this pie)
Combine the 1/4 cup sugar and the nuts in a bowl
Put the cranberries in the pie plate and cover with the sugar/nut mixture. Sprinkle the 2 packets of Splenda over the cranberries.
Mix the melted butter, flour, sugar, eggs and extract. Pour the batter over the cranberries. Bake at 350 degrees for 40 to 45 minutes until top is done.
What big wheels some cars have, these days. "Twenty-twos"? More like 28's on some.
If the world is ending 12 21 2012 why am I receiving 120 bales of hay for my horses today? Why am I putting up hay anyway? Why?
"He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."
My wife is a New England native...she just made cranberry pie last night. She has to eat all of it...i'm not a cranberry guy...