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    Why do I have to sign something and then initial that I signed it?
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    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    I really should finish putting up the trim in the kitchen so I can paint this weekend. But no, I'll just keep reading and posting...
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

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    I wonder how many people are not Christmas shopping because they believe the world is ending on 12/21 and will be rushing around on 12/22 trying to buy presents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB2 View Post
    I wonder how many people are not Christmas shopping because they believe the world is ending on 12/21 and will be rushing around on 12/22 trying to buy presents.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    If the end of the world is Dec. 21, then on Dec. 22 do we all get to start out with perfect credit?
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    It's random when I do have a thought.
    For as the lightning comes from the east and flashes to the west, so also will the coming of the son of man be. Mathew 24:27

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    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Why do people in my area all dress like the only clothing store that have ever shopped in is Good Will?

    I suspect that there was a lot of past inbreeding going on in my area with residents in co-habitation with 1st Cousins.

    Some guy waiting at the bus stop told me that he was going to the Doctor to get an "ammonia shot" today. He didn't want to get ammonia this Winter.

    I told him that he could save himself a Doctor visit if he was willing to inject himself with some WINDEX at home.

    I told him that ammonia was one of the main ingredients in WINDEX.

    He looked at me like I was the stupid one.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

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    Rats!
    It could be worse!
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    Hey, all my BETTER clothes come from Goodwill. It's a great place to score brand name stuff for $2-5. Beats Walmart stuff, and I can afford to update my wardrobe as things wear out. I looked worse before I discovered Goodwill coz I would wear stuff too long.
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    Well, it's not so much the Good Will location as it is the completely bizarre discombobulated clothing combinations that I see around here.
    If there is a group of people walking down the street it looks just like the circus came to town and the clowns went out for a casual stroll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Well, it's not so much the Good Will location as it is the completely bizarre discombobulated clothing combinations that I see around here.
    If there is a group of people walking down the street it looks just like the circus came to town and the clowns went out for a casual stroll.
    you mean they put on clothes instead of going out in their pajamas? At least they get an E for effort :P
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    Costas? What's a "Costas"? A "Costas" and you'll find out ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence - Pete fell off - Who was left?

    Repete.

    Why do people in my area all dress like the only clothing store that have ever shopped in is Good Will?

    I suspect that there was a lot of past inbreeding going on in my area with residents in co-habitation with 1st Cousins.

    Some guy waiting at the bus stop told me that he was going to the Doctor to get an "ammonia shot" today. He didn't want to get ammonia this Winter.

    I told him that he could save himself a Doctor visit if he was willing to inject himself with some WINDEX at home.

    I told him that ammonia was one of the main ingredients in WINDEX.

    He looked at me like I was the stupid one.
    My girlfriend used to own a pet shop; it was not uncommon for people to come in and ask for allergy eater fish to eat the allergy in their aquarium.
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