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    I'm right 98% of the time. The other 3%, I don't care about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    I'm right 98% of the time. The other 3%, I don't care about.
    Put your wife on so we can verify.
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    What's for supper?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WHEC724 View Post
    I'm right 98% of the time. The other 3%, I don't care about.
    Humm. Working the math here.

    Speaking of math, just hauled away squirrel number nine. Someone's going to wonder how his orange orchard got so infested with furry-tailed rats.
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    I think it's time to go fix lunch. Talk about random thoughts!
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    How random? Completely, or just partially? Do we have a "Judge" of "Randomness"?

    Does 369# over and over again count?

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    The psychiatrist is in, 5 cents.
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    You may think that I am B.S.ing but, the actual real live cannibals (cannibalism still does exist) have preferences as to what races/nationalities they prefer to eat.

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    real live cannibals


    The marinade matters too I bet.

    I would think Northern Europeans could be very tasty. They look tasty.

    I am not kidding either...........

    Call me Jeffrey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    You may think that I am B.S.ing but, the actual real live cannibals (cannibalism still does exist) have preferences as to what races/nationalities they prefer to eat.
    Everyone knows that people prefer the white meat over the dark meat.

    I'm pretty sure there is more dark meat on a human though.

    Honestly, it really doesn't matter as long as the skin is nice and crispy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1MoreGoodGuy View Post
    Everyone knows that people prefer the white meat over the dark meat.I'm pretty sure there is more dark meat on a human though.Honestly, it really doesn't matter as long as the skin is nice and crispy.
    Like beef the flavor is in the FAT.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubbiesdad View Post
    There are two types of cat in the world. Those who taste like chicken and those who don't. I like both well done. :)
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    How do police arrest a pig?


    They use ham cuffs! hahahahahahahahaha
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    From a fellow who used to be employed at our company.
    "Work is a noun, not a verb. It is a place you go, not something you do".
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    Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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