Attention getter: when ever my father-in law uses a drive thru for fast food, as he pulls away he says "hope you live all your life"
Really makes people's heads cock like a dog hearing a whistle
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Attention getter: when ever my father-in law uses a drive thru for fast food, as he pulls away he says "hope you live all your life"
Really makes people's heads cock like a dog hearing a whistle
Wife: Why do want to carry a gun all the time everywhere we go?
Me: To protect you and the kids, keep myself safe, protect others if needed, and to express my love of my Constitutional Rights.
Wife: Awwwwww OK <3
When I go through drive-through, I tell them I will be dining in.
But the best way to confuse them is say "to go".
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If I worked in a power plant, I'd shut the power off for a couple of hours on 12/21/12 just to freak people out
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The same.what is the speed of darkness
Hey, HG's!I'd shut the power off for a couple of hours on 12/21/12 just to freak people out
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"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
Foxnews had this article today: Best comfort food to eat before the Mayan apocalypse | Fox News
I have had reservations at one of those restaurants on 12/21 for over a month.
I must be a genius. At least if the world ends, I'll have a good last meal (assuming the Mayans were going with Eastern Standard Time, and it holds of until night). And if it doesn't end, I'll still have an amazing meal.
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I am amazed that they list the best place to get a grilled cheese sandwich......Really, someone goes out and orders a grilled cheese sandwich![]()
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
Not without using the power of Google.
Gourmet grilled cheese, and I thought that gourmet cupcakes was weird
Noli nothis permittere te terere
Lord, Grant me a good sword and no need to use it.
http://www.tomandchee.com/TomandChee-Menu.pdf
There is the menu. They will also make a grilled cheese on a donut.
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
My DW orders Grilled Cheese a lot. As she says, it's hard to screw up.
Our Daughter-in-Law is French, and they have some real honest to goodness cheese in France.![]()
NRA Life Member
"But if they don't exist, how can a man see them?"
"You may think I'm pompous, but actually I'm pedantic... let me explain the difference."
"Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive and don't ever apologize for anything."
Fortes Fortuna Juvat
Former, USMC 0311, OIF/OEF vet
NRA Pistol/Rifle Instructor, RSO, Ohio CHL Instructor
My Firearms Blog: Little Miami Tactical Shooter's Corner
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