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    Attention getter: when ever my father-in law uses a drive thru for fast food, as he pulls away he says "hope you live all your life"
    Really makes people's heads cock like a dog hearing a whistle
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    When I go through drive-through, I tell them I will be dining in.
    But the best way to confuse them is say "to go".
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    We know what the speed of light is but, what is the speed of darkness?

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    Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

    If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

    Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    If you lend someone $10.00 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

    A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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    If I worked in a power plant, I'd shut the power off for a couple of hours on 12/21/12 just to freak people out
    “You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.”

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    what is the speed of darkness
    The same.

    I'd shut the power off for a couple of hours on 12/21/12 just to freak people out
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    If I worked in a power plant, I'd shut the power of for a couple of hours on 12/21/12 just to freak people out
    Foxnews had this article today: Best comfort food to eat before the Mayan apocalypse | Fox News

    I have had reservations at one of those restaurants on 12/21 for over a month.

    I must be a genius. At least if the world ends, I'll have a good last meal (assuming the Mayans were going with Eastern Standard Time, and it holds of until night). And if it doesn't end, I'll still have an amazing meal.
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    I am amazed that they list the best place to get a grilled cheese sandwich......Really, someone goes out and orders a grilled cheese sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    I am amazed that they list the best place to get a grilled cheese sandwich......Really, someone goes out and orders a grilled cheese sandwich
    Gourmet grilled cheese is kinda a big deal these days.

    There is a local place that makes one called the "Armagoetta," yes, yes I do order it, as often as possible. You would never look at grilled cheese the same again.

    But I doubt you know what goetta is either.
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    Not without using the power of Google.

    Gourmet grilled cheese, and I thought that gourmet cupcakes was weird
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    http://www.tomandchee.com/TomandChee-Menu.pdf

    There is the menu. They will also make a grilled cheese on a donut.
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    My DW orders Grilled Cheese a lot. As she says, it's hard to screw up.

    Our Daughter-in-Law is French, and they have some real honest to goodness cheese in France.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeye .45 View Post
    http://www.tomandchee.com/TomandChee-Menu.pdf

    There is the menu. They will also make a grilled cheese on a donut.
    Okay anything that is more than cheese and bread is a regular hot sandwich and not just "grilled cheese"
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    Quote Originally Posted by pgrass101 View Post
    Okay anything that is more than cheese and bread is a regular hot sandwich and not just "grilled cheese"
    Not when you call it gourmet grilled cheese and serve it with tomato soup.

    By the way, I am having steak for the end of the world, not grilled cheese.
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