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    Adn join teh bas typeest of teh woeld.
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    That's what my posts look like before spell check, LOL!
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    I'm getting too old to remember my random...
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    Has anyone else noticed that the pace with which we approach infinity increases as we grow older?

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    Of all the absurd things I have ever written I like this one the most.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    You just can't find a good lion-in-a-sidecar show these days.....


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    Physical on Jan 3 - need to lose 10lbs by then! Leaving my pistol off only nets about 2-1/2lbs.

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    I have Morton's Toe and I am going shoe shopping today.
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    Looks like we are long lost cousins, Ms. Betty. :D

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    You get the related back problems, too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Betty View Post
    I have Morton's Toe and I am going shoe shopping today.
    Sounds pretty grisly. Who is Morton and how did you get his toe?!!
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    You get the related back problems, too?
    My back problems are more related to hostile interactions with linebackers safeties and cornerbacks in my youth. Grrrr!

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    Some people have more money than sense.
    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Some people have more money than sense
    Yeah.
    First thing that popped into my mind was the Congress and the Senate.
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    IronMike almost made me cry but that's probably because I'm a wimpy Environmentalist worried about the low and leaky holding pond next to the creek, attached by pipes to the 10,000 hogs over yonder in those buildings on the hill.
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