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    What a mess Hess...
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    Strangers have the best candy.
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    It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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    I'm cleaning out the front hall closet for the first time in years. So far I've found the Arc of the Covenant and an original copy of the Magna Carta.

    Be back later...
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    We may never hear from JL again.
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    I want to know who broke into our house and put all my pants in the dryer and shrunk the waistbands. Happens every year at this time.
    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I'm cleaning out the front hall closet for the first time in years. So far I've found the Arc of the Covenant and an original copy of the Magna Carta.

    Be back later...
    When you're done, give me a call. Maybe you can show my wife a trick or two on how it's done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    When you're done, give me a call. Maybe you can show my wife a trick or two on how it's done.
    Just talked to your wife. She was very gracious and asked me to relay this message:
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    KEEP LOOKING! The Holy Grail might be in there also! And The Missing Link and some BIGFOOT hair and a map to the Lost City Of Atlantis and some STILL VIABLE dinosaur DNA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I'm cleaning out the front hall closet for the first time in years. So far I've found the Arc of the Covenant and an original copy of the Magna Carta.

    Be back later...
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    KEEP LOOKING! The Holy Grail might be in there also! And The Missing Link and some BIGFOOT hair and a map to the Lost City Of Atlantis and some STILL VIABLE dinosaur DNA.
    dinosaur DNA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    dinosaur DNA...
    All you would need is a skin sample from me, I am frequently referred to by my kids as a dinosaur.
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    I'd rather be lucky than good any day

    There's nothing that will change someone's moral outlook quicker than cash in large sums.

    Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.

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    Maybe my key fob garage opener is in JL'S hall closet cuz I can't find it, seems to be a black hole.
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    You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You are able to say to yourself, "I have lived through this horror. I can take the next thing that comes along." . . . You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Just talked to your wife. She was very gracious and asked me to relay this message:
    Same old message.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Just talked to your wife. She was very gracious and asked me to relay this message:
    Same old message.
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    Did I hear an echo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    KEEP LOOKING! The Holy Grail might be in there also! And The Missing Link and some BIGFOOT hair and a map to the Lost City Of Atlantis and some STILL VIABLE dinosaur DNA.
    And Obama's birth certificate? Not that you would let him in.
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