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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Where's a chair when you need it?
    I see what you did there...
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    Quote Originally Posted by kapnketel View Post
    I love a nice piece of grilled salmonella...
    Enjoy!
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    My neighbors Sam & Ella invited me to dinner tonight. Should I go? Anything I should watch out for?
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    Charmin. Lots of it.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

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    This is a true story.

    A young female here couldn't decide if she wanted to name her newborn baby girl ASHLEY or TRACY so she combine both names and called her baby ASHTRA

    Correctly Pronounced ~ ASHTRAY.

    Truth is often stranger than fiction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    This is a true story.

    A young female here couldn't decide if she wanted to name her newborn baby girl ASHLEY or TRACY so she combine both names and called her baby ASHTRA

    Correctly Pronounced ~ ASHTRAY.

    Truth is often stranger than fiction.
    I would have gone with the more culturally accepted Trashley

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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    My neighbors Sam & Ella invited me to dinner tonight. Should I go? Anything I should watch out for?
    Can't think of a thing.
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    I just played a 123 point word on "Words With Friends".
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Michael Buble is a poser.

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    Trust in God and keep your powder dry

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    Good lunch with my daughter today: Gyros followed baklava and Turkish coffee served by the testy-funny Greek restaurant owner. Did not see Sam & Ella there.

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    Lunch: left over chicken. May meet Sam & Ella later.
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    My eyes hurt.

    There are way too many threads on the same topic and way too many links to the same article.
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    I shouldn't be here, I have way too much work to be done. ;)
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    I just finished a rough week and am now packing for a long weekend with Boy Scouts.

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