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    The Benelli rifle with a pistol grip is now banned in NY but a Benelli rifle with a standard grip isn't.

    There now...don't you feel safer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I need a vacation out of this country for a while. But, this is not a time to enjoy a vacation.
    Some place quiet where I don't have to give a thought to the responsibilities of armed and dangerous self-defense, just dangerous like before I was armed.
    There is a solution but we are not Jedi... not yet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    The Benelli rifle with a pistol grip is now banned in NY but a Benelli rifle with a standard grip isn't.

    There now...don't you feel safer!
    The intelligence of our politicians never ceases to amaze me...
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    Do I hear hacksaws?
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    I don't like dried ketchup on the rim of the bottle. Or the dried mustard 'plug' that first comes out on my sandwich.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FUZZ View Post
    I don't like dried ketchup on the rim of the bottle. Or the dried mustard 'plug' that first comes out on my sandwich.
    I agree! Maybe Mayor Bloomberg will address this.
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    I don't like green bean juice running into my mashed potatoes. I htought those GI stamped food trays with the little sections were better than sliced bread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I agree! Maybe Mayor Bloomberg will address this.
    yeah, he can ban those nasty/deadly mustard plugs.

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    I wonder if, in the new world order, Prince Bloomberg will bow to King Obama...
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    I'm thinking buy cinder blocks and making my own Citadel.
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    Why do some people worry about having nothing to worry about?
    A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    I'm thinking buy cinder blocks and making my own Citadel.
    Is that so you can fire the first shot in the Civil War?
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    Can't wait to find out why she got stuck in the wall.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    Can't wait to find out why she got stuck in the wall.
    I'd almost bet hard cash a cell phone is involved. And it wouldn't be the first time I fired a first shot!!
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    It's ironic that Obama is slamming the NRA for using his kids as a backdrop while signing a bill calling for gun control using kids as a backdrop.
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