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    I think there should be a "buy back" program for violent video games, or exchange for sporting goods.
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by boricua View Post
    I think there should be a "buy back" program for violent video games, or exchange for sporting goods.
    Along with a background check to make sure unstable people don't buy them.

    While they're at it, they can use background checks to make sure felons don't vote.

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    Profanity on TV tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msgt/ret View Post
    The local weather guesser is predicting snow for tomorrow night.
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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zacii View Post
    Along with a background check to make sure unstable people don't buy them.

    While they're at it, they can use background checks to make sure felons don't vote.

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    How about using background checks to make sure only US Citizens vote?
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    Some Classic Funny Ones.

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, absolutely fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: ''That bus driver just insulted me!''
    The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off.....Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''



    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal.
    The other child goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan.
    Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mum.
    Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
    Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''



    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
    After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
    ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''



    Four alphabet fonts walk into a bar the bartender says "Get Out!!!! We don't want your type in here!''


    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He hobbles up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

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    It's soooooo slow in here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lchamp View Post
    How about using background checks to make sure only US Citizens vote?
    Nah, too easy.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    If you used wire ties to bundle it all up nice and neat....You will have to cut them tomorrow to get something out that went belly up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    It's soooooo slow in here.
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

    http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown...eaves%20office

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    Those are the same pink elephants I see just before I reach my alcohol limit and nose dive.
    Retired USAF E-8. Lighten up and enjoy life because:
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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