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This is a discussion on Random Thoughts within the Off Topic & Humor Discussion forums, part of the The Back Porch category; Originally Posted by OldVet Those are the same pink elephants I see just before I reach my alcohol limit and nose dive. What pink elephants?...

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    Quote Originally Posted by OldVet View Post
    Those are the same pink elephants I see just before I reach my alcohol limit and nose dive.
    What pink elephants?
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    What pink elephants?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=944cP...e_gdata_player

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    Quote Originally Posted by zacii View Post
    Strangely compelling...
    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Why is it that a body part that has recently had surgery (Knee) seem to sprout a bulls eye that's invisible to the naked eye?

    I can saw with 100% certainty that my 2 Boston Terriers can see it and they don't miss. I never knew they could flat foot a jump 3 feet sideways till now!
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    I have this theory for sometime:

    This dumber the order/decision that is made is directly proportion to the amount of time a neck tie has been worn.

    Why you ask? Neck ties must cut/restrict the amount of blood flow to the brain.
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    I gave up neckties loooong ago. They don't go well with Tees, shorts, and sandals.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    What pink elephants?
    Those . . . thud.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

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    Politicians are in the business of getting into office and staying there, their enthusiasm for self-sacrificing policies is limited.
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    A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father.

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    Which is why incumbants rarely get my vote.
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    Should of, could of, would of, but didn't......

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    Am I the only person who thought about the "7 Minute Abs" guy in the move Something About Mary, when NY passed its 7 round mag limit?

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    Don't Tread on Me: Gadsden Flag History

    I think we should tattoo this flag on each and every person that wishes to infringe on our gun tooting rights that way they understand we're not going to take this. What do you all think?

    oh and this one too:
    We're Not Gonna Take It [Extended Version] - YouTube

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    TMI


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    Way TMI
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth

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