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    yall wanted random...
    It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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    Going commando!

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    Mike, put your pants back on. You're violating the "Random Thoughts" dress code.
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    Ugh, I just had a random thought brain dump.
    Retired USAF E-8. Remember: You're being watched!
    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    Being your own boss is a lose/lose.

    My employee is lazy, complains too much, and hangs out on defensivecarry.com during work hours, and my boss makes me work 7 days a week with long hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I need a vacation out of this country for a while. But, this is not a time to enjoy a vacation.
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    Ya believe me, donthca. ?
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    Re: Random Thoughts

    I'll bet WHEC's landlord is a real jerk. ;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    Some Classic Funny Ones.

    A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
    The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that has to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
    The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, absolutely fuming.
    She says to a man next to her: ''That bus driver just insulted me!''
    The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off.....Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''



    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption.
    One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal.
    The other child goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan.
    Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his Mum.
    Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
    Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''



    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
    After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
    ''But why?'' they asked, as they moved off. ''because,'' he said ''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''



    Four alphabet fonts walk into a bar the bartender says "Get Out!!!! We don't want your type in here!''


    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He hobbles up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
    I laughed a little longer at those than I probly should've....... good'uns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronMike View Post
    I'm not wearing any underwear.
    My wife says the underwear I'm wearing is holier than Vadican City..........
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    If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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    Wow! Profound.
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    Paranoia strikes deep, into your heart it will creep. It starts when you're always afraid... "For What It's Worth" Buffalo Springfield

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    In the old Superman TV show why would Superman stand there when a bad guy emptied his pistol at him but ducked when he threw the empty gun at him?
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    Because the real gun would hurt the actor playing Superman while the imaginary bullets wouldn't. Does this ruin the joke?

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    it was in the script.
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    In some parts of the country,a possum and a six-pack is a 7 course meal.
    It is pardonable to be defeated but never surprised.
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