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    I didn't realize every Five Guys burger came with a 15% off coupon for your bypass surgery.
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    And 14 pounds of fries.
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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    In some parts of the country,a possum and a six-pack is a 7 course meal.
    You're assuming the gastronome can count that high.
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    "He went on two legs, wore clothes and was a human being, but nevertheless he was in reality a wolf of the Steppes. He had learned a good deal . . . and was a fairly clever fellow. What he had not learned, however, was this: to find contentment in himself and his own life. The cause of this apparently was that at the bottom of his heart he knew all the time (or thought he knew) that he was in reality not a man, but a wolf of the Steppes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rock and Glock View Post
    You're assuming the gastronome can count that high.
    In some parts of the country,a possum and a six-pack is a 7 course meal.
    And an armadillo is possum on the half-shell.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeanlouise View Post
    I wish I could go to sleep.
    Trouble sleeping...

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    My neighbor who rents the 2nd floor in the house next to mine was away last Friday, Saturday, & Sunday.
    This past Monday morning I heard him outside yelling Oh No! I Don't Believe it! Oh Crap! I'm Soooo...STUPID! I cannot believe I did that! & on and on so I went out right away to ask him what was wrong.

    He was smoking a cigarette by the time I got out there and when I looked at him he had the most pitiful look on his doggone face.

    He hid Cash & Jewelry in the garbage and then hurriedly took his garbage out for rubbish collection on Monday morning.
    By the time he remembered that his trash was treasure....the trash had already been picked up.
    I asked him "How much money...though I know it's none of my business?" & he said that it was a lot.

    I asked "over $500.00?" he nodded yes ~ "over $1,000.00?" ~ & the nod was yes.

    I told him to call the rubbish collection company and they would know what truck was servicing our area and for him to find out if he could meet that truck at the dump.
    I have no idea at this point in time how that worked out for him.
    But, I can tell you that any way that day particular went - he will have had better days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    He hid Cash & Jewelry in the garbage and then hurriedly took his garbage out for rubbish collection on Monday morning.
    By the time he remembered that his trash was treasure....the trash had already been picked up.
    Ouch. That's just........ I got nuthin'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    I told him to call the rubbish collection company and they would know what truck was servicing our area and for him to find out if he could meet that truck at the dump.
    I have no idea at this point in time how that worked out for him.
    But, I can tell you that any way that day particular went - he will have had better days.
    He might be able to find it. I had a friend that lost her engagement ring in the trash, called the dump and went through bags and found her ring! That was a miracle. I hope the guy finds his money.
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    It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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    Man that sucks. Ever put something in a special place so you won't lose it and then forget where you put it? Garbage can is definitely off my list of special places.
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    Cash for trash?
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    We're going to the gun rally this afternoon in my town. It's outside Senator Joe Manchin's regional office.

    Anyone have any pithy sayings for a sign?
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    Anything that was spelled correctly in West Virginia would grab immediate attention.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QKShooter View Post
    My neighbor who rents the 2nd floor in the house next to mine was away last Friday, Saturday, & Sunday.
    This past Monday morning I heard him outside yelling Oh No! I Don't Believe it! Oh Crap! I'm Soooo...STUPID! I cannot believe I did that! & on and on so I went out right away to ask him what was wrong.

    He was smoking a cigarette by the time I got out there and when I looked at him he had the most pitiful look on his doggone face.

    He hid Cash & Jewelry in the garbage and then hurriedly took his garbage out for rubbish collection on Monday morning.
    By the time he remembered that his trash was treasure....the trash had already been picked up.
    I asked him "How much money...though I know it's none of my business?" & he said that it was a lot.

    I asked "over $500.00?" he nodded yes ~ "over $1,000.00?" ~ & the nod was yes.

    I told him to call the rubbish collection company and they would know what truck was servicing our area and for him to find out if he could meet that truck at the dump.
    I have no idea at this point in time how that worked out for him.
    But, I can tell you that any way that day particular went - he will have had better days.
    What the...?

    I've heard plenty of stupid in my life, but that really was a gifted move. At least he has a good read on himself?
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